Chris Hoakins

A mythical creature known to frequent disbanded PlayStation party chats and overgrown lawns. He spends most of his days trimming hedges or ranking up on battlefield 6. Many believe he is here to protect and serve the people of Pittsburgh while many others disagree. One thing is for certain, Two things are for sure, People are asking if Chris is back… Yeah… I think Chris is back.

Person 1: Yo, did you guys see Chris Hoakins just got online?
Person 2: No, but I bet he’s using a big LMG to overcompensate for his tiny socks on his feet.

(ChrisHoakins has joined the party)
Chris: People are asking if Chris is back. Yeah… I think Chris is back.

by RDESlick November 5, 2025

bust a honky

The act of firing off a huge load

Dude! That ass almost made me bust a honky!

by Truman45 October 6, 2015

all fucking honky tonk man

To attack with a guitar.

Singer: "If you people at the bar don''t shut up, I will go all fucking honky tonk man on your ass!"

by TheFleeceMan September 20, 2019

Fat ass honky

Overweight white boy

That fat ass honky is going to eat the whole buffet.

by Cracker ass mfer November 16, 2019

Beep Beep Honky

A phrase one must utter after having hit a person of white ethnicity with their vehicle

Skrreee-BMMPH...."Beep Beep Honky"

by Stickybun December 20, 2020

Beep Beep Honky

A phrase one must utter after having hit a person of white ethnicity with their vehicle

Skreeee-BPMHHH....."Beep Beep Honky"

by Stickybun December 20, 2020

big black honky nigga

big black honky nigga means you a big fat nigga no diddy

if joe says oh Hendrix you a big black honky nigga its an insult

by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024