HAGS

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I asked her if it was a problem I had HAGS, coz one of them isn't forever.

by Gartholemew September 26, 2017

Dance hag

A woman who has a tireless appetite for dancing and is not only very good at it but is also much fun to be around.

Subject may also be described as being just like 'one of the boys'. A term of endearment.

Off to the pub later, I think Amy is going to tag along, she is a real dance hag.

by scampi0001 May 16, 2013

Money Hag

A teacher that cares more about money then the students well being.

Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

Jet hag

a old lady who travels using a jet pack

IS that a jet hag in the air

by dragster for life September 12, 2016

Hag

some fat bitch who has exceptionally low mental standards whos house smells like shit and has the fashion sense of my 80-year-old grandma who lives on a farm

what a fat hag

by #Cando September 2, 2020

Bessie Hag

A very ugly/weird or just downright bad southern girl

"Hey, what do you think about that girl over there?"

"No way man, shes such a Bessie Hag"

by Tree_Masta June 20, 2020

Lad Hag

A women who chooses to socialise primarily with men including traditionally male only events.

Hey, whats with the women at the stag party, they are real Lad Hags if you ask me.

by Hpatps January 19, 2024