Grant's Girlfriend

A phrase used for any moderately unattractive to unattractive girl who goes out of her way to rudely interrupt conversations and make awkward confrontations. Also typically dates a pretentious idiot who claims to have committed crimes he never committed (ex. stealing a "stupid" car, smoking pot).

Wow that girl is so unattractive and obnoxious that she must be Grant's Girlfriend.

by aguyperson December 28, 2011

Ex-Girlfriend

Any woman/girl who is a bitch and who you dumped because she would not stop lying, even when you said if you tell one more fucking lie im seriously done with you, im not kidding seriously ill know if you do. Then the next night she lie's, you debate on whether or not to call her out on it, while pondering that you think about your hott next door neighbor and then call her out on it, and end the relationship, thus becoming free from her evil Succubus bitch claws,

My Ex-girlfriend is a cheap piece of shit who is a fucked up bitch that lie's, lie's, lie's, and will never be happy because she isnt happy with herself and because of this she try's to change everyone around her, even her boyfriend... sorry EX BOYFRIEND, when there isnt anything wrong with him.

by Avoi July 15, 2011

Girlfriend Insurance

The act of cheating in the beginning of a relationship, by any means defined as cheating, with a female, for the sole purpose of the "just in case she cheats on me" clause while hence in a relationship. Opposition definition "Boyfriend Insurance" aka "Slut" clause.

John got with Jane but heard she cheated on five other boyfriends, so John got girlfriend insurance and hooked up with Jane's sister Jill.

by Shentasic July 25, 2011

Girlfriend Song

A song a guy acts like he likes because he wants to get know a girl better (a.k.a. get laid)

Guy 1: Dude, I met this girl last night and I acted like I like Taylor Swift.

Guy 2: It looks like you've got a girlfriend song.

by B. J. McNeal August 23, 2009

Girlfriend Nuru

A Nuru massage body to body nude massage wth a gfe escort

I had an awesome girlfriend nuru massage by this hot chick on backpage.

by Darknessunbound July 29, 2015

math girlfriend

A math girlfriend is someone you have an intimate relationship with during math class only. Basically just using a smart girl to improve your grade. Which makes you a douche.

Dude, she's your math girlfriend?? No wonder algebra is the only class you're passing.

by MissHalfie March 5, 2011

Girlfriend Bomb

When a male you are casually conversing with mentions within the first five seconds that he has a girlfriend. Not only were your intentions completely civil, but you realize that he is either extremely turned off by you that he feels the need to compensate his repugnance with his martial status, or that his pre-pubescent feelings have gotten the best of him because “sexkitten10” instant messaged him last night.

I just liked this guy's sweet Nike's so I asked him where he bought them, sadly he dropped the girlfriend bomb on me because he couldn't handle my sex appeal.

by Courtney Milko May 11, 2008