Named after the legendary crack addict Davus Von Hardick, David is a legendary entity known only to man by “David.” He rips and tears at femoids and won’t stop until his mission is for filled.
O shit it’s david.
by IronicDarkness May 11, 2019
Get the Davidmug. Has a small cock and gets no bitches and says his milkshakes bring all the girls to the yard and also cocky
by PrinceAli34 April 14, 2019
Get the Davidmug. An awesome person, many people's best friend, gets all the girls and friends get jealous. Smart boy. If you make fun of him he will beat the life out of you. Quiet at first but becomes funniest person you'll ever meet. Good artist, leader of all men and a strong male. Unhatable person, doesn't tolerate fake people. Literally has expensive stuff but says he isn't rich- humble
David is my man
by Fboy on controller June 11, 2020
Get the Davidmug. Person 1: Wow the act of breathing is so simple that it's practically automatic
Person 2: David still managed to fuck it up and suffocated
Person 2: David still managed to fuck it up and suffocated
by The BCOM Podcast January 23, 2020
Get the Davidmug. 
Amazing, funny, good, creative, amazing engineer, and amazing hockey goalie.
If you see a David you are basically seeing a god in front of you.
David's are amazing boyfriends and great emotional supporters.
David's always know what is best.
If you see a David you are basically seeing a god in front of you.
David's are amazing boyfriends and great emotional supporters.
David's always know what is best.
by scubadavestudios January 22, 2020
Get the Davidmug.