David

Someone who got demoted in clash of clan and enjoy feeding in League of Legends, stuck in plat and can only carry silver games
guy 1: "damn, is that a David right there?"
guy 2:"Gotta dodge this ranked game!"
by Franceisbacon August 15, 2018
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David is very sweet and loyal loves his friends hates racists, sexists, ableists, homophobes, transphobies, xenophobes, and any other groups of people who hate others because of their race, religion,sexual orientation,gender identity, or disability,
David I love you

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David I saw some assholes that are homophobes I hate them

Johnny I know you hate them
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David is a narcissistic prick that sells roofs for a living. Quite handsome. Usually drunk. Flashes cash around, then asks to borrow your credit since he has no checking account.
"I think I will steal those cocktail glasses from the bar and be like David"
by imagine that March 29, 2018
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The fattest cock of all time, he will destroy your whole family including your cousins with his huge penis.
I spent the night with David!
by fats so al October 23, 2019
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by OrangeAugust July 21, 2019
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A fucking gay homosexual faggot cunt who likes to touch boys
by didbber;bgerng December 19, 2018
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People with this name tend to get no bitches, and live a sad miserable life.
“David gets no bitches🤣”
by emobrockin💔2 February 14, 2022
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