by dims May 02, 2005
A person, usually a wikipedia administrator, that prowles wikipedia looking for errors and vandalism. These people usually have no sense of humor and strive to keep wikipedia the most boring encyclopedia ever.
Me: I made a change to Wikipeda that said that I ruled France and Sarkozy was a man whore. Some bastard Wikipedia Cop changed it before anyone could get a laugh, tho.
by Thatawsomeguy1 March 09, 2009
(noun) A firearm bought and sold on the black market that is more than likely stolen that is acquired primarily for some felonious and unlawful purpose(s). However surprise comes to its new owner when they attempt to fire it to no success. Though the origins and intentions of most all involved are not entirely known, one telltale characteristic of a cop-gun is the absence of a firing pin in the firearm. Further research and investigation is needed to better understand this term.
Jake couldn’t believe what a bargain he had got the shiny.45 he was staring at that lay in his palm presently. Nate practically gave it to Jake and Jake was itching to put it to work. Grinning as he thought about Robert’s head exploding like a pumpkin after one close range headshot he was ready to deliver. Nate wasn’t tripping about Jake’s plan, and he knew homeboy Robert shouldn’t be sweating anything either. Producing a clever chuckle out loud to himself Nate grinned like the joker and swindler he was and thought, ‘Dumb shit, he ain’t blasting shit with that cop-gun’ and added ‘be better for many if the would be pretender-killer and easy mark were to get popped holding that piece’ as besides not having a firing pin the pistol also had no serial number on it intact.
by Nikki Stixx July 08, 2022
A crime a (bad) cop charges you because they believe the presence of a badge means that all civilians must comply with all of said cop's orders. Legally, this is not obstruction of a police officer, as that requires the order to be lawful, hence differentiating obstruction of a police officer from obstruction of cop.
Cst. O'Pig: I said GIVE ME YOUR ID
Anonymous Person: I am not legally required to, by the 4th Amendment.
Cst. O'Pig: I'll have to arrest you
A. Person: You can't do that, what for?
Cst O'Pig: Obstruction of a police officer
A. Person: That's not obstruction of a police officer, that's obstruction of cop
Anonymous Person: I am not legally required to, by the 4th Amendment.
Cst. O'Pig: I'll have to arrest you
A. Person: You can't do that, what for?
Cst O'Pig: Obstruction of a police officer
A. Person: That's not obstruction of a police officer, that's obstruction of cop
by Stickololo April 12, 2020
One of the greatest action films of all time about a skillful Cop who was trained by the masters in Japan and speaks fluent Japanese
Friend: "Dude have you seen Samurai Cop? That movie is a classic!"
Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"
Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"
Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION
A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP
Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."
Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"
Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop:
Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"
Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"
Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION
A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP
Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."
Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"
Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop:
by KineticDefiner August 04, 2021
A cop who is sloppy and is easily bout bought by women who smoke and shoot meth.
They get out of Jail free by giving up the HONEY BUCKET. A LOT
They get out of Jail free by giving up the HONEY BUCKET. A LOT
Sweet D gave up the HONEY BUCKET 32 times this week because all the SLOP COPS know they can get free BJs at the park.
At least she gets free rides the park.
At least she gets free rides the park.
by DALLAS_JOE June 26, 2020
To cop a mouse is to get a black eye. It was theorised that the term (originating in the 1800's) uses 'cop' to refer to the word 'catch', and 'mouse' to refer to the fact that a mouse is roughly the same size and colour/color of a black eye at its worst.
by C L G January 31, 2021