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Hamel the Camel

Hamel the Camel is an awesome children's book written by Rick McEntee and beautifully illustrated by Bran Wilson. It is a story about a young camel's journey to find a mammal and all the friends he meets along the way. It is available at www.hamelthecamel.com.
Becky: "Do you know any great children's books that Carly can read?"

Amy: "Has she read Hamel the Camel yet?"

Becky: "No."

Amy: "Ohhhhh myyyyyy Goooood, Becky. Get that girl a copy today. I like Hamel the Camel and I cannot lie?"
by Ricky Bobby 07 March 18, 2019
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Pussy camel

A guy that can literally go without sex for years and it doesn't bother him a bit
Dude mikes not been laid in years but look he could care less that dudes a pussy camel
by Mustang302 May 1, 2014
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Camel up

Drinking all the water you can at a source in order to minimize the amount of water you are carrying. (One liter of water weighs two pounds).
Your pack is too heavy? Camel up, there is a water source ahead.
by kaosmoker January 12, 2021
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Camels Teapot

A very high pitched queef sounding like a teapot releasing steam .
Ew man Tiffany let out a gnarly camels teapot last night .
by Giraffe Phalanges October 26, 2017
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morning camel

A standing sex position;

While holding the girl upside-down by her hips and her belly facing outward, she spreads her legs out while sucking your cock and you see her glistening camel-toe in the morning light.

Male and female positions can be exchanged at mild discomfort.
Yo, Jenny and I tried the morning camel the other day, couldn't even hold me up bruh. She doesn't even lift.
by TheMorningCamel February 9, 2017
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camel throw

when a female's pubic hair is visible through her pants in addition to her having camel toe
She was able to fix her camel toe but no amount of fabric could hide her camel throw
by killfukmary November 19, 2014
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Fudge Camel

The term one uses when referring to a gay fellow who has gone too long without sexy time.
Since Glenn's break up......6 years ago, he has been a real fudge camel.
by cjfudge August 22, 2019
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