Get the F out of here! I'm not getting on Jim's makeshift bungee cord. I don't take Obituary Chances.
by menoenglish April 20, 2017

Chance a dude that has manhood issues cuz of his little dick. Therefore has to pretend to be a boss when I'm reality he is nothing more than a big cry baby. Hell women have bigger dicks than this clown 🤡.
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by mewsem October 23, 2022

Hes a really hot guy!!Who i have the biggest crush on!!Omfg!!Well i bearly see him during the summer!!We have alot in common!!I love u chance goetz!!
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