When a guy is fingering a girl's asshole and he puts that finger in his mouth and gags himself until he throws up onto her asshole and then the girl lets out a fart, making a barf bubble, and after it pops, it shows the location of her asshole and then the guy fucks her asshole. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
"Hey did you hear?"
"Hear what?"
"Oh my god man... Steve was dared by his girlfriend to give her The Happy Birthday on her birthday!"
"Ew man, that's fucking gross."
"Yea but I heard it's like getting high."
"What ever man, that's fucked up!"
"Hear what?"
"Oh my god man... Steve was dared by his girlfriend to give her The Happy Birthday on her birthday!"
"Ew man, that's fucking gross."
"Yea but I heard it's like getting high."
"What ever man, that's fucked up!"
by D-Dog#2 May 28, 2009
Get the The Happy Birthdaymug. by ClairelyUrban January 7, 2017
Get the birthday pottiesmug. When you have a birthday that falls during a Zombie Apocalypse, a nuclear holocaust or a Corona Virus outbreak.
Hey Jimmy what'd you do for your birthday in 2020? I didn't do anything the bars and restaurants were shut down for the COVID-19. I had an Apoky-Birthday!
by Deanna Linville March 31, 2020
Get the Apoky-Birthdaymug. by Unknown123489 November 5, 2020
Get the Vincent’s Birthdaymug. An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.
Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.
This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.
This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!
…
Smack! “One”
Smack! “Two”
Smack! “Three”
…..
SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!
…
Smack! “One”
Smack! “Two”
Smack! “Three”
…..
SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”
by redcaboose May 24, 2023
Get the birthday spankingmug. The remaints of a good birthday. Tons of wrapping paper, ribbons and presents scattered all over a table or the ground.
by NewWords007 September 12, 2010
Get the Birthday Messmug. 'What's with the party hat Meg?'
'It's not Meg, it's Melanie, the fake name I gave my google account three years ago and today is my google birthday.'
'Happy google birthday, fake Melanie.'
'It's not Meg, it's Melanie, the fake name I gave my google account three years ago and today is my google birthday.'
'Happy google birthday, fake Melanie.'
by pseudonnnnnnnnym December 11, 2017
Get the google birthdaymug.