The male equivalent of a Karen, and all that entails. Complains to managers, tries to screw retail employees out of jobs, probably a Blue Checkmark.
God, did you see that guy who got salty because the manager at Target wouldn't sell him a toothbrush for a penny? What a David.
by Punished Vegas January 19, 2020
Someone who got demoted in clash of clan and enjoy feeding in League of Legends, stuck in plat and can only carry silver games
by Franceisbacon August 15, 2018
David is very sweet and loyal loves his friends hates racists, sexists, ableists, homophobes, transphobies, xenophobes, and any other groups of people who hate others because of their race, religion,sexual orientation,gender identity, or disability,
David I love you
Johnny I know
David I saw some assholes that are homophobes I hate them
Johnny I know you hate them
Johnny I know
David I saw some assholes that are homophobes I hate them
Johnny I know you hate them
by Boogereater69 September 23, 2020
David is a narcissistic prick that sells roofs for a living. Quite handsome. Usually drunk. Flashes cash around, then asks to borrow your credit since he has no checking account.
by imagine that March 29, 2018
The fattest cock of all time, he will destroy your whole family including your cousins with his huge penis.
by fats so al October 23, 2019
ur a David d
by didbber;bgerng December 19, 2018