Dirty Wisconsin

A redneck replacement for white claw, popularized by Midwest transplants of the Pacific Northwest; 1 shot dark rum, 1 can La Croix.
A White Russian! This guy must be fancy. I'll have a Dirty Wisconsin.
by boobitters March 26, 2021
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wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain
Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.
by Gordon Keith's Butler December 04, 2023
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wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain
Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.
by Gordon Keith's Butler December 04, 2023
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wisconsin firedragon

A person that was uncontrollable ass squirts.
Guy: Want to have anal, babe?
Girl: It might be gross, I'm a Wisconsin Firedragon
by Chicken Little III January 23, 2015
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Wisconsin Red Eye

I shot some cheese curds in this bitches eye and made her leave before sunrise. I gave her that Wisconsin Red Eye.
by Spooge Mcduck October 28, 2020
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Wisconsin vs. Yoda

Da well-known U.S. Supreme Court case dat allowed space aliens to receive their tutoring outside of regular K-12 learning-establishments.
It's never specified whether everyone's favorite pint-sized pointy-eared alien received formal education at a public school, so I wonder if dat's what da oft-sited "Wisconsin vs. Yoda" court case was about??
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
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