High Intensity Walmart

High-Intensity Walmart is the state of being over the top, excessive, or out of pocket. The behavior is commonly seen among screaming children and undeveloped adults seen in the retailer outside of the lowkey sensory-friendly hours from 8 a.m. to 10 a.m. Other examples include aggressively pushing one's cart down the aisle or overreacting to minor inconveniences. Also known as 'actin a fool'

A: I think someone fed Jackson some food coloring cuz he's acting really jittery

B: Clearly he is being High Intensity Walmart

by __naux__ October 22, 2024

Walmart pants

Sweatpants. Typically sold at Walmart and worn by many Walmart customers.

Boyfriend: Babe, are you ready to go to the grocery store?
Girlfriend: Not if you're wearing those Walmart pants!
Boyfriend: What's wrong with my sweatpants?
Girlfriend: You're going out in public, try to dress like a mature adult.

by escyr April 15, 2022

Walmart Skyline

A 3rd generation Infinity Q35 with high milage and a collection of cheap aftermarket bolt-on parts. Accessories may vary, but black tinted windows and an obnoxiously loud exhaust that showcases how badly out of tune the valvetrain is are required.

"Did you hear that Peter just picked up a salvage title Q35 from the auto auction?"

"Great, I'm sure he already has an order for a new exhaust from Temu on the way. That's the 5th Walmart Skyline in our neighborhood.'

by cphoenix March 23, 2025

Basil's Walmart

When a keyboard warrior condescendingly suggests that participating in democracy is lazy or näive, and that the real way to enact meaningful change in the world is to commit some act of righteous political violence, and then goes on to do no such terroristic act, opting instead to continue to participate in more internet flame wars. Used by edgy teens and armchair anarchists to prove how cool and woke they are.

Pioneered by Twitter user @LinkofSunshine (Display name "Basil")

Natalie keeps saying that "Voting for any candidate is submitting to a broken system" and "What we need is revolution!", but she's just window shopping at Basil's Walmart.

by WarWeasel August 29, 2024

walmart baddie

A baddie you find at walmart.

Dam the girl working over there a walmart baddie.

by Baddie walmart worker March 12, 2023

Walmart Frodo

like frodo, incredibly short. because of lack of demand, there is currently a clearance sale that is selling it at 50% off at your local Walmarts. Common characteristics include delusion, Napoleon complex, and straw colored hair. please call 911 if you catch one roaming out in the wild.

Joe: yo what is that thing over there putting on stilts

David: hey it’s just the neighborhood Walmart frodo

by rk126 November 21, 2021

walmart milf

a MILF who looks like she shops in the maternity section at walmart. exterior look is preferably a big, chunky white woman.

that lady taking iggy for a walk in the parking lot sure looks like a walmart milf.

by $uper $pooky January 17, 2019