The most attractive woman in Walmart. Average looking outside of Walmart, but in there she’s a smokeshow.
by goddamn_batman August 11, 2022
by Capricornmom June 05, 2015
The negative health condition that occurs when one person spends too much time inside a Walmart Superstore.
While Chris was shopping in Walmart, he was antsy and disgusted with myself as he began to suffer a case of the Walmartitis
by pseudonymic_account September 02, 2013
One (Usually decrepit and disgusting) individual who spends an unusually large amount of time at Walmart.
Bobby “Wow that lady is fucking weird looking. Why is she always here?”
Brandon “She is simply a Walmart Dweller. If you don’t bother her, don’t worry. She’ll be sure to bother you.”
Brandon “She is simply a Walmart Dweller. If you don’t bother her, don’t worry. She’ll be sure to bother you.”
by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021
A self proclaimed thought leader that has gathered most of their “wisdom” from youtube videos, social media and a few articles (if your lucky).
Debby: “Rachael is going to host a cleansing cacao ceremony on IG-Live for her community. It’s totally going to raise our frequency, cleanse our chakras and protect us from mass media brainwash.”
Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “
Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “
by StellaFellaTayla August 27, 2021
There are at least two ways to define Age Structured Populations, and there are at least two ways to define The Walmart. Or you could be nice and talk to somebody, like a good Walmartian.
Do I Taylor situationally re. my Walmart Age Structured Population or may I ask a Population, or so, a Size?. .
by ElevenChooseThreePenguino March 03, 2023