Valentine

A amazing girl that you should follow on Instagram @amourxval

You should follow Valentine on Instagram

by Amourxval January 5, 2020

Valentine

Usually a sore overweight loser who thinks he’s a model and can get any chick he wants. Typically drinks mikes hard lemonade because beer has a nasty taste. Misses Dallas but also misses his diet plan.

Woah guys it’s valentine, he’s still fucking fat.

by TwinCityBallers69 January 29, 2020

[valentine's day]

A day where everyone give chocolate to their love ones.

A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked

Ah shit here we go again by valentine's day

by Your dad's lesbian January 29, 2020

My valentine

Your valentine is someone, for an example, someone u will love till grade school ends or just a friend, that you ask to be your valentines, or you get asked by that person or their grandma to be their valentine on 14th of February.

'' George'' is my valentine! We are gonna marry and have 20 kids!
Or as a friend
Me and ''JJ'' are gonna be each other's valentines cuz we both are ugly and can't handle a relationship!

by I.LIKE.ThuMbS February 3, 2020

valentines day

the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.

best friend: yo bro are you ready for valentines day?
me: fuck no

by friendly neighborhood italian February 8, 2020

Valentine's Day

The duff of the holidays

I hate Valentine's day

Valentine's Day is coming, where's your boyfriend ?

by tchoupi February 10, 2020

Valentine's Day 2

"Valentine's Day 2: For The Gays"
The day after Valentine's Day that you celebrate with your partner because your/their homophobic parent(s) won't let you see each other on Valentine's Day

"Sorry, my mom won't let me celebrate Valentine's Day with you"
"It's ok, we can organize something for Valentine's Day 2!"
"huh?"

by Cooblap February 10, 2020