Laser Throat

A painful throat condition similar to that of having lasers shot at your throat.

Connie can't come out because she has laser throat.

by stutterisland May 09, 2010

muffin throat

When you’re eating something that seems moist enough to be easily swallowed, such as a gas station muffin, gets stuck in your throat feeling like a golf ball slowly going down.

Yo man I was driving to the job site this morning after I grabbed my coffee and I almost died from a bad case of muffin throat lol.

by Mysoncoinedthephrase May 31, 2021

Pepperoni Throat

A Pepperoni Throat is when one individual slice of Pepperoni slaps the back of your throat, lodging itself into your jugular. Then creating a burning sensation causing your uvula to burn. Drinking milk, or peeling the lodged Pepperoni fromantic the back of the throat cures Pepperoni Throat.

Damn, I got a bad case of Pepperoni Throat.

Ohhh, no. Did you get Pepperoni throated again?

by Anonymous395738 February 13, 2017

Throat hungry

A girl who cant give enough blow jobs.

That chick went down on the whole fraternity. She's one throat hungry bitch.

by Carl hungo August 15, 2017

dusty throat

when a dry particle tickles your throat

ah man sorry i coughed during the wedding ceremony I had a dusty throat ! #myb

by meg bbbb September 21, 2017

throat clogger

When a man/woman cocks over an individual with their ass in their face and take a shit in there mouth which the reciever gargles.

I gave this girl a throat clogger.

by Kaiyon R. September 24, 2006

deep throat

a cock in ur throat-im awefully good at it hehe

i could deep throat him easy...

by lil-pocket-person August 12, 2004