freedom of the seas.

a fucking awesome cruise ship with food, bitches, foreign skanks, and loads of space to fuck.

A: how was your vacation?
B: i went on freedom of the seas.
A: how many girls you fucked?

by jjrsuhk February 11, 2012

Sea men

what the boys in South Park thought was in mrs. choksondik's coffee to kill her in the Season 6 episode 'The Simpsons Already Did It'

news reporter: "They found semen in her stomach."
Eric Cartman: "TWEEK, YOU KILLED MRS. CHOKSONDIK WITH MY SEA MEN!"
Tweek: "GAH! I didn't put your sea people in her coffee! GAH!"

by CrispyChickenCumSandwich November 9, 2022

sea arch

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by Orrinpants March 14, 2022

SEA PUSSY

Inport, where trollops gravitate towards sailors like barnacles to a hull, and pussy is readily obtainable at every Norfolk bar and street corner, sailors rarely fuck shipmates. That would be gay. And everyone knows there are no gay sailors in the US Navy.

Underway, however, the rules of engagement are substantially altered. Combating the tribulations of nautical life, cloistered for long durations without officially sanctioned releases, young men naturally seek alternative outlets. Entrenched in a competitive environment where predators and prey cohabitate, sailors… some willingly, others not as much, provide essential services.

And honestly, who doesn’t enjoy an occasional piece of sea pussy?

The only reason Hangs out with Washington at night, is cuz he makes for great 'Sea Pussy'.
When they're back in Garrison, it's business as usual.

by SECRET-SOLDIER October 23, 2022

Buried at sea

To deficate on a persons head while they are in a body of water.

Jon passed out and spilled beer in the hot tub, so he was buried at sea for his mistake.

by bishopMP May 27, 2011

Sea Driften

Sea Driften- is a term use for jockin, riding some ones wheels, a follower

Billy: man Mark is always around Mikey

Okem: yeah i know he straight up Sea Driften

by Young Ree April 12, 2008

Sea Ottoring

Too stay in one place waiting for the ladies to come to you.

In the wild sea otters stay near food sources waiting for females to pass by in order to mate.

I be sea Ottoring by the DJ waiting for the ladies to come to me.

by Tuguit August 25, 2020