bishop shanahan

a high school my parents force me to enroll in which make me want to hang myself. beware of entering a bathroom or the locker-room because you will unavoidably choke on the clouds of body spray, chlorine, vape clouds, and the smell of pure adolescent stress. high standards and teachers throwing out demerit’s for no reason will make you want to curl into a ball and cry. there are some kick ass people here tho if you look close enough . from seniors getting freshman pregnant to being constantly condemned for your natural desires, this is a catholic school through and through. and god help you if you if your hair is past the collar or your skirt isnt three blocks. most of the students here are depressed or have a crippling nic addiction and weed reliance, but that might just be the nature of high school tbh. its not all bad though. the students are united through our dislike for a certain theology teacher who needs to shut the fuck up.

p. 1- so what do you do
p. 2- i play lacrosse for bishop shanahan
p. 1- stay away from me.

by slayshannyhoe March 29, 2023

beating the bishop

Jerking off / Wanking

Hey you wanna go for a ride?
Later, I’m beating the bishop

by OreoOnTop May 5, 2024

St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all

kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum

by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022

BISHOP

BITCH SHUT UP.

I'm not even trying to hear you "bishop".

by [e-mail] January 11, 2023

Malcolm bishop

A big specy bald cunt who walks through town talking to himself and is most definitely gay

Oh shit look at that twat oh wait.... na it's just Malcolm bishop

by Bigdongwingwong February 8, 2019

Bishoped

When a friend lies about how long they will be gone

Friend: He still hasn’t gotten back?
Friends 2: I think he Bishoped you deadass

by Pale Nigga December 20, 2020

Bishoped

A word used to describe a person that cant attract females even when they try all the time. Even if the dont give up and try their very best they still fail to pull females.

"That guy has tried to get so many girls but just cant" "Yeah man he is totally bishoped"

by Chuck91 April 1, 2023