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teddy bear mom

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime
"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"
by RorosDad February 28, 2025
mugGet the teddy bear mommug.

National fuck your teddy day

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021
mugGet the National fuck your teddy daymug.

Teddy

Refers to a young male who is morbidly obese and is poked and prodded by others because of their immense size.
Hey Teddy, your nipples are poking through your shirt again… SYFM and let me grope your love handles.
by show.time_ June 16, 2025
mugGet the Teddymug.

Topless Teddy

When a gentleman has imbibed to a point that he feels it appropriate to remove his shirt and spend the rest of the night topless.
Man that guy is wasted, now he's going Topless Teddy.
by The Real Chas February 20, 2023
mugGet the Topless Teddymug.

angry teddy frye

when two homosexuals touch dick eyes over a hairy asshole and it looks like a moustache
dude i cant believe that those guys want to give me an angry teddy frye.
by teddy frye January 2, 2017
mugGet the angry teddy fryemug.

Asian Teddy Bear

An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.
I cant wait to wage a war on the asian teddy bears. they have plagued chess tournaments too long
by FU3GO January 4, 2024
mugGet the Asian Teddy Bearmug.

Brown Teddy Anni

Brown Teddy Anniversary is the anal sex milestone of the relationship
Hey baby I look forward to some of that Brown Teddy Anni action
by Oscar63 September 12, 2020
mugGet the Brown Teddy Annimug.

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