iguana show

when a man takes out the insides of an iguana and uses the dead inside-less iguana as a condum and uses it in anal sex.

jim: i want to do something exciting
sally: hmm i have an idea
jim: what is that idea?
sally: give me an iguana show
jim: ....aight, iguna show it is

by Brandon Cook December 9, 2008

Crapality Show

Reality shows that are nothing but crappy examples of the human condition.

I was watching that Crapality Show, "Real Housewives" and I noticed they all are generally too bitchy to be that rich.

by Stephen McCormick April 22, 2009

postgame show

The time after a party is over when everyone is piss drunk, and crazy, unthinkable things begin to happen. This display is especially funny to the sober people in the area.

"Dude, Tammy is so drunk right now! I can't wait to see the postgame show once we leave this party!"

by JMayzin October 31, 2009

Watch the show

An expression used to tell someone to pay attention, usually said out of annoyance or irritation.

"Wait, did the teacher say we were working in groups?"

"She said that 20 minutes ago, dude! Watch the show!"

by MrExister February 13, 2023

truman showing

(V). The act of being elected to high political office and then using your connections and money as leverage to orchestrate a large scale reality TV show with hundreds of millions of your constituents.

"Did you hear? Another administration official was just fired! The President even tweeted about it." "Oh, really? Wow. It's so crazy it always feel like someone is Truman showing us."

by 5am Diego September 29, 2017

Show Muscles

When someone acquires muscles through going to the gym and only the gym. The physique is only used to show and to look good and does not serve a practical purpose such as manual labour (yes I know i used a u, I am British).

Person 1: Aren't they so hot with all those muscles

Person 2: yh but he's got show muscles, he hasn't done a proper manual labour job in his life

by Lou the boss November 28, 2022

showing 40

The act of submitting 40 hours on your electronic timecard early in the morning on a nice friday so you can sneak out of the office for the rest of the day.

(Reya) I just scored Sox tickets for the game this afternoon. Wanna go?
(Mike) You know it! I'm "showing 40" and then we'll hit it!

by mrdeath49 April 19, 2011