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Cancer Bazooka

When someone takes on cancer like a fucking bad ass
"Dude,did you know that Trevor has Cancer?"

"Relax, he's a Cancer Bazooka"
by Chap-a-tron2000 April 7, 2015
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Cancer Estate

A recent ARG YouTube channel/Twitter account that posts new videos anytime their (new/latest) puzzle is solved. Their puzzles can be found in their Twitter posts, YouTube videos, and even Reddit posts (mostly in r/ARG). Also, their logo is a Cancer zodiac sign combined with a Cancer Awareness Ribbon.

So far, nobody really knows what's the real story behind it.
Hey man, have you ever heard of the "Cancer Estate" ARG? Reminds me of Cicada 3301 or Mandela Catalogue in someway
by SmoggyLeaf May 9, 2022
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pun cancer

A condition one receives upon hearing a really terrible pun.
"When i heard the comedian say a terrible pun, my pun cancer hurt."
by chellygel January 26, 2015
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Auditory Cancer

1. (n). An illness that involves a division of abnormal (often autism, AIDS) cells attacking the cerebral cortex and eardrums, due to an abundance of noise (often loud, obnoxious, and of middle/high school students, such as thots and baboons); symptoms include intolerance of loud noises, erratic and odd behavior, depression, and suicidal tendencies. May be countered by running over the source of the noise with a 2003 Honda Civic
Person A: Good lord, that group of middle schoolers are giving me Auditory Cancer
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans
by Yoshifappe Kylera November 7, 2019
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Thought Cancer

Cancer is created from cells when they cannot properly communicate with each other due to anatomic communication capabilities as a form of language. As a collective, the human race is an organism fulfilling the operation that the threshold acts on - we are cells created of cells fulfilling the operation of a cell(the threshold).

Fear(which is essential for life) perpetuates cancer by causing a cell to create conflict with itself. As a result, a false sense of self called the ego(cancer) is put in place to protect the current aspirations of the cell. The ego is a meta-atmosphere created by the cell which creates conflict with it's threshold to become superior, where this is impossible because the ego is infinitesimal to the cell.

As time goes on the cell is vulnerable to illness because fear itself perpetuates destructive behavior by creating a false sense of self which renders its true self feeble. Causing cancer of the cell, and death to itself and it's threshold unless communication is fluent.
For example people with a nasty attitude have thought cancer due to meta-inadequacy. They will of course perpetuate the cancer by projecting their fallacies on other person(s)/cell(s) which inadvertently effects the threshold in which the person/cell lives in.

-Carl Sagan once said that 9/10 planets that achieve radio technology often self-destruct.

Also see:
Fibonacci Sequence
by Jxzqv2 December 15, 2012
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Cancer Causer

Person 1: You Bartosz?

Bartosz: I AM A CANCER CAUSER
by Loganpaulgilmedadeadguy March 21, 2019
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Cancer Talking

When someone that is diagnosed starts to be nice to others or acts way out of character because they know (or think) they are going to die...
Guy with Cancer: Sniff...Sniff... and you Billy! I was such an asshole! I am SOOOOOOO SORRY MAN!
Billy: It's OK man... it's OK man...
Frank: (Whispers) wow... what a change of heart eh?
Bill: (Whispers) yeah... that's the cancer talking...
by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015
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