looking for bears

a gay man looking for large husky hairy gay men If you look up bears on urban dictionary it will tell you they are large husky very hair men. Gays looking for this type of partner advertise in code. i.e. "looking for bears.

There are lots of ads on Craiog's List looking for bears.

by gkcoco October 4, 2013

Money Bear

A large gay sugar daddy, who also has a great deal of body hair.

Dude, how are you gonna pay for that? Don't worry, my Money Bear has me covered.

by UncleHotDog July 17, 2020

Breakfast Bear

a.k.a. Black Bear Diner, Breakfast Bear is prob THE most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking - or any type of partying for that matter - only as long as it's long and hard though (that's what she said).

John: Dude...I am sooooooo hungover. I can't even believe that I'm even awake right now.

Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.

Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?

John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!

***smokes weed***

Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?

Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!

John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!

by weezy_beezy May 15, 2009

Cabin Bear

A word to describe ones type. A male who enjoys camping in the woods, with a curly medium legnth beard and "larger" body build.

omg Hayleighs type is so cabin bear

omg look at his flannel and long beard! He is such a cabin bear

by cabin bear March 31, 2020

Drowning Bear

A large hairy, man that perspires heavily.

I hate hugging drowning bears, they feel so warm and moist.

by Granpabear March 8, 2009

Creamy Bear

a communist bear only found on really snowy days. You cannot say his name in vain, or you will get a red dot on your head and die slowly without realizing it. This is the only definition to exist, because creamy bear has eliminated all others who know about him.

“watch out its creamy bear!”

by scaredforourlife February 19, 2019

Indian Bear

an Indian bear is a very hairy bear like man who happens to be indian.

shane brassens is an Indian bear,
why?

look at his chest, you cant see any skin?! its all hair!!!

omg ur right!! hes an indian bear

by crasbox December 22, 2020