Moaning Sprinkler

This happens when you try the lonely fountain and miss your mouth, accidentally cumming in your eye. So you run to the sink to wash it out, while still cumming with your dick swinging from side to side like a sprinkler, all the while moaning with pain.

Now I know why girls get so pissed when you cum in their eye. It hurts like hell. I was giving myself a lonely fountain, came in my eye instead, then sprained my toe running to the bathroom to wash it out, pulling a moaning sprinkler all the way there.

by Evil-Stevil December 2, 2010

Five fingers of stink

The act of cupping ones hand over ones own bare buttocks when farting. To complete the act you rapidly raise your cupped hand to your nose and take a deep breath to sample your odor from your hand.

My farts were deadly, yet I could not help myself from performing the five fingers of stink.

by Moldred August 23, 2010

Stink Trails

When someone leaves behind the smell of shit on whatever they sit on.

Ben: Yo, smell Ted's seat.

Jack: Ok..(smells Ted's seat) oh man! It smells like shit!!

Ben: Yea, he leaves stink trails.

OR

Jack: Where is Ted?

Ben: I dunno, let's sniff around and see if we can track him down since he leaves stink trails.

by gpc March 11, 2008

Rumpleton stink bottom

An American that jumps the border from America to Mexico.
This is the most offensive word in the history of the english language so, DO NOT USE IT!
If you use the word Rumpleton stink bottom you are at risk of getting time in prison. "Dont drop the soap."

"Holms did you see that Rumpleton stink bottom jump the fence from America to here in Mexico?" said carlos "Of course we do have a better economy than them now."

by Jacob Onealyneal December 5, 2009

gunt stink

the scent of unimaginable stink., so bad it burns the nose like mace an also leaveing foul taste in your mouth."as added protection stay out of her 3 foot perimeter ".or pay the price after couple of minutes of exposure.other exp safety." is then they wear those skin tigth pants that acts like a airtigh vaccum.witch keeping the order at bay.

as you were walking somewhere.,anywhere.she walkes by an you an u were like what the fuck was that!!!!!!!!!awwww.smell so bad it hits you like slow smoggy wall. thats gunt stink.

i feel bad for her boyfriend,poor bastard

by sam03103 June 20, 2010

tinkle sprinkle

The droplets of pee left on the toilet seat by a careless urinator, usually in girls' bathrooms.

Ew I'm not going in that stall there's tinkle sprinkle on the toilet.

by veegrizzle December 2, 2011

stink bulb

A practical joke where you wipe your feces onto a light bulb, and then placing the light bulb in your friend's lamp. The result, when the lights are turned on, is the smell of burnt feces throughout the house.

I left John a stink bulb on Friday night as payback for the Upper Decker he left me a month ago.

by buterrier2001 September 23, 2009