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Scrobet

Someone who is the absolute worst at basketball physically possible.
"Fucking hell they're a right Scrobet aren't they?" or "Fucking hell don't pass to Scrobet"
by #1ScrobetHater April 1, 2025
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Scrote Fote

A pic of your balls without the inclusion of the dick
It’s Thursday. Gotta send the boys a scrote fote so they can check me for cancer
by sir climer the great April 13, 2025
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schode

a term for scat chode scat as in poo sex and chode as in chuncky dick
yo bro let me see your schode
by Noglard6967 March 2, 2026
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Scrote-Skimming

/ˈskrōt ˌskɪm·ɪŋ/
(noun)

Definition:
The act of lovingly, hilariously nuzzling one’s face in the general vicinity of a man’s balls with enthusiasm, curiosity, and zero shame. Equal parts romantic gesture and chaotic impulse. Often accompanied by laughter, squeals, and a complete disregard for dignity.
• “He said he liked affection, so I introduced him to the ancient art of scrote-skimming.”
• “I was aiming for a kiss. I ended up scrote-skimming. He’s still recovering.”
• “If motorboating had a younger, messier cousin… it’d be this.”
Usage Notes:
• Best attempted in a committed relationship, a trusted situationship, or when your name is already saved as “Menace 🐒” in their phone.
• May induce giggle fits, eye contact avoidance, or unexpected proposals.
• Bonus points if you announce, “I’m going in for a skim!” beforehand.

See also:
🛥 Motorboating — the bosom equivalent
by Stephy85 July 4, 2025
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Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.
Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.
by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025
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Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.
Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.
by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025
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ode scrote

an man over 70 years of age that does not bleed and wears similar attire to that of DEATH, lord of the underworld
1) "have you heard owt of ode scrote?" 2)"Oh shit here comes ode scrote."
by immortal scratend August 6, 2011
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