When a man shaves his pubic region completely clean a few days before plowing a woman. After a couple or three days the hair will take on a short stubble/prickly like texture. The woman then rides the man and with each thrust she feels the scratchy surface against her. Thus she feels like she is fucking a scratch pad.
by EZ_Timer May 23, 2016
Get the The Scratch Pad mug.Like being bitch slapped but the fingers are bent to use the finger nails to scratch and slap the face of your opponent. Usually used by vicious teen girls or drag queens in fights over lovers.
Don't be fucking with Liz, she'll bitch scratch you up so bad that you'll wish you weren't bitch scratched up so bad.
by Ol' Dirty Buck May 16, 2016
Get the Bitch Scratch mug.Like being bitch slapped but the fingers are bent to use the finger nails to scratch and slap the face of your opponent. Usually used by vicious teen girls or drag queens in fights over lovers.
Don't be fucking with Liz, she'll bitch scratch you up so bad that you'll wish you weren't bitch scratched up so bad.
by Ol' Dirty Buck May 16, 2016
Get the Bitch Scratch mug.From the Spanish phrase "Rayar la pintura" which means to damage the relationship, usually but not always by cheating on a partner.
Bill was a philanderer, his friends all knew that he had been scratching the paint off his marriage for years.
Charlene's tantrums caused John to feel that she'd been scratching the paint on their relationship.
Charlene's tantrums caused John to feel that she'd been scratching the paint on their relationship.
by Alsatian_Farmer January 10, 2017
Get the scratching the paint mug.Sex position in which the man enters the woman with her legs on his shoulders while at the same time she scratches his beard.
Caitlin and I totally did the Scratching Post last night. I don't know if the sex or the beard scratches felt better.
by Brclifford January 24, 2017
Get the Scratching Post mug.by Peterhatmin November 14, 2021
Get the Scratch mug.There are many problems with the shithole of a website known as Scratch, or scratch.mit.edu. First of all, The Scratch Team is some of the worst website admins on the planet. They're the cause of why saying "crap" or "heck" will get you banned. Saying "Hey wanna hang out later?" will get you banned because of the bots that filter "hang out" as a link to the Google chatting platform, Hangouts, or linking to actual hanging. Oh yeah, there are these Scratch Warrior Cats that will annoy the hell out of you. The Scratch Warrior Cats also make cringe "memes" that aren't even memes. Stealing others' content is allowed for some reason because of their remixing "policy", which basically states you can remix a project, only change a sprite, and get away with it. It's ridiculous. There are some actually really well-made games and animations, but they get overlooked by the fame retards who make very sub-par 10-second animations with stickman characters and very basic platformers. If you criticize any popular political opinion, you're, according to the community, uneducated. If you say just the tiniest little thing negative about the LGBT community, you're considered homophobic. If you plan on joining this site, beware. If the Scratch Team weren't such dumbasses at maintaining a website, and the fame retards didn't exist on this website, maybe Scratch would be a better place.
If you don't get banned, warned, or reported by an idiotic 9-year-old, you're literally a god.
If you don't get banned, warned, or reported by an idiotic 9-year-old, you're literally a god.
User 1: WOAH I found this really neat site called "Scratch"! Let's create an account and make a lot of projects!
User 1: *creates an account and a couple of projects*
User 2: *gasp* You said "Honestly, can people stop spamming Scratch with stuff about defunding the police. It's really annoying and I don't believe in it." !!! YOU SHOULD BE BANNED! YOU UNEDUCATED PIECE OF CRAP!
User 2: *gets banned for saying "crap"*
User 1: Serves User 2 right for annoying me.
User 3: *creates a million harry potter fanclub studios and makes a whole bunch of fuwwy clans* hey uwu join my owo harry potter fanclub uwuuwuwuwuw and join my clannssssssss! X3
User 4: Check out my platformers and animations!!!! *links them to the crappy games and animations*
User 1: shut up, user 3.
User 1: And User 4, those projects need a little work.
User 1: *gets banned for saying "shut up" and for "bullying" by saying "those projects need a little work"*
User 1: What the fuck is this shit. I joined literally 20 fucking minutes ago.
User 2: *also banned* That's Scratch for you.
User 1: *creates an account and a couple of projects*
User 2: *gasp* You said "Honestly, can people stop spamming Scratch with stuff about defunding the police. It's really annoying and I don't believe in it." !!! YOU SHOULD BE BANNED! YOU UNEDUCATED PIECE OF CRAP!
User 2: *gets banned for saying "crap"*
User 1: Serves User 2 right for annoying me.
User 3: *creates a million harry potter fanclub studios and makes a whole bunch of fuwwy clans* hey uwu join my owo harry potter fanclub uwuuwuwuwuw and join my clannssssssss! X3
User 4: Check out my platformers and animations!!!! *links them to the crappy games and animations*
User 1: shut up, user 3.
User 1: And User 4, those projects need a little work.
User 1: *gets banned for saying "shut up" and for "bullying" by saying "those projects need a little work"*
User 1: What the fuck is this shit. I joined literally 20 fucking minutes ago.
User 2: *also banned* That's Scratch for you.
by fuckinghatemylife September 6, 2021
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