Scooter Boy

A boy that uses a scooter.

Typically one that has a scooter that is silver and runs smoothly.

“Look its another Scooter boy!”
“How many boys have scooters?!”
“We need to find a new scooter boy! That guy is outdated!”

by heeeheeeee July 18, 2022

Scooter Nuke

A really fat whale usually found in the ice cream section of the grocery store. That when it exerts gas from it's rear emits a grotesque smell the CDC are required to move all residents from the area to a safe distance. So the Military/Government can study its base of devastation.

Person 1: Did you hear about the neighbor who passed away because of his wife?

Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.

by angelicdemon115 June 16, 2022

Cooter scooter

Another word for Male genitals or someone scooting their cooter

"That bitch is a cooter scooter"
"He has a huge cooter scooter;)"

by Slut_lover_420 June 19, 2022

E scooter

When they existed they tried to take over the humans, they were used by humans and they didn't drive on the right side, they just drove on one side and never used the zebra crossing even though if you walk on the road it's jaywalking but the police don't stop them, so if you drive they will bump into you always

man: driving
Asshole: bumps into car with E scooter
Asshole "sorry!"
Man: "it's okay..."
man (thinking): "dude, fuck you!"

by Luvs2spewge February 23, 2022