Elmo religion

The elmo religion is absloutely a cult.

girl on first date: "so are you religious?"
me: *pinky up sipping Shrek juice* "why yes, in fact I am pope of the elmo religion"

by ElmoPope October 2, 2022

hoe is religion

When a woman surpasses the need to live her by "hoe is Life" and transcends to the next level of hoeism .

'why did she stop hanging out with us ?'
'didnt you hear , hoe is religion to her now.'

by Khumi​ *K.L.M* October 28, 2017

Cassandra Religion

The Totally Not Made Up Religion That You Worship Cassandra From Picos School

(Made Up By Mxwchii On Tik Tok)

Person: Hey Have You Heard Of The Cassandra Religion
Someone Else: Yes I Have Now Join It NOW

by Mxwchii May 24, 2021

mewmon religion

Mewmon religion is religion where you worship bald cats and mewmon

"i am mewmon religion i worship the bald and mewmon"

by OKPANIEEE August 30, 2023

Woke religion

If the woke religion is a bastard child how are you not the tapeworm infesting the kids bowels?

Hym "If it is a woke religion that they are just as entitled to it as you are to your narcissistic dogma."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

The wednesdainian religion

The newest form of Christianity, these believers believe that monday is sad and depressed Wednesday and Wednesday is holy Wednesday and Friday is happy Wednesday. The rest of the days are Wednesday. The Wednesdaynians can only eat non seafood meals with chocolate ,meat, cheese or fruit. The Wednesdaynians also call god wednesdude and Jesus wednesguy. This religion was created by 4 friends at a middle school in Michigan.

Bob asked Thomas “what is the wednesdainian religon?” Thomas replied “The wednesdainian religion is basically just Christianity with a different take on it.” “They can only eat certain foods and worship god and Jesus under different names.”

by Thesaintofwendesday March 28, 2019

barneysaurism(religion)

the fake religion that worships barney the dinosaur, Duolingo,Dora and , Peppa pig

i love barneysaurism(religion)

by member of the elite May 13, 2022