Raping Walls

The act of blowing up another person's Facebook wall. Usually committed by a group who go back and forth writing random phrases or stories on the person's wall so when they check Facebook they believe they've gotten lots of love. However, their wall has just been raped.

Person #1: "What you doing?"
Persons #2: "Nothing much just raping walls on Facebook with my crew."
Person #1: "Haha! That's classic!"

by BarjaBlast July 29, 2011

Puppet Rape

An act in which sex is forced upon a puppet, either in order to fulfill personal gratification, or to end the life of said puppet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DD0pBgotC0

I'd say judging by the ruptured dorsal cavity, and the shattered interior ligaments, this was Puppet Rape.

by Detective Jammie December 08, 2008

Trailer Raped

A trailer rape occurs when one watches a really awesome trailer for a movie and thinks "Oh I've got to see this sh*t". Only to watch the movie and realize that the movie completely sucks. The best parts were condensed into a 3 minute trailer.

Rick: Hey dude, we saw the trailer for skyline and decided to see it, but that movie sucked major balls.....

Brock: Yeah man, you got fucking trailer raped!!

by An Older, Dirtier Bastard. April 06, 2011

Rape Wizard

An older hippy type who plies young people with drugs for nefarious purposes. Usually claims some interest in spiritualism or other hippy bullshit as part of his schtick.

Q. Did you stay long at the rave Suzy?
A. Hell no. It was crawling with Rape Wizards.

by Penny Pingletons Mother October 07, 2018

Cage Rape

When a family member/friend convinces you to watch a movie, but fails to mention that Nicolas Cage is in said movie.

I just got Cage raped! How dare you not tell me, Nicolas Cage was in Adaptation.

by JaiCher September 01, 2013

Brake Rape

When driving a car with a lady friend in the front seat, the act of applying the breaks suddenly so you can extend your arm to make sure they don't fall forward too much, and "accidentally" grab at their chest while trying to "protect" them from harm.

That light turned red out of no where! I had no choice to brake rape you, otherwise your head would have hot the dash! Mmmmm....boobies....

by dikfor1228 April 29, 2015

Air Rape

When someone directly in front of you is bending over to pick something up, you start air humping them without them knowing.

Johnny: I just had an Air Rape session with Francie.
Bob: Sweet!

by 69Becker96 December 07, 2016