1-Dude, look at tanner over their trying to hump jens leg!
2-Wow... what a nillie nelson, like he would ever get into her pants!
2-Wow... what a nillie nelson, like he would ever get into her pants!
by piyox420andreev August 16, 2010
A guy who steals all the girls heart. He will hurt a girl then fall in love with her. He is shy to her and never talks to the girl. He also has a huge penis and os great at kissing. The girl is usally named Jennifer. Search her name up and you will find that she is te perfect girl for you.
by #LoveNelson February 11, 2017
by Mr_Scrubss January 08, 2024
jokes that are made made almost constantly by a person who just cant be funny for the love of Jesus Crist himself
your not funny at all , all you do is make silly immature jokes that aren't funny just stop using nelson jokes}
by a male woman May 05, 2017
Sex position with a girl while giving her a backwards Full Nelson as to not see her face or to keep her quiet and for a good hold.
by what the dump monkey December 16, 2011
God damn it, one day I'll take all the jews and put them in a deli shop and sink it to the ground.
Dude, you just pulled a nelson.
Dude, you just pulled a nelson.
by Indian boy Ursula November 12, 2011
One of the dumbest fuckers I know. She dated some Afro clown who looks like a chimpunk squirrel and liked her best friend then her best friends brother then her best friends step brothers brother. So obviously a fucking slut. She’s also annoying and hasn’t even held hands with a guy. What a gay ass.
by Idk breh October 08, 2019