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Noah is the stupidest person alive. He likes to eat vomit and drink per for lunch and is so annoying that he should fly off into space and set himself on fire.
Noah is a poop head.
Noah is the worst.
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He is a communist that can take any fking girl he wants, his also Russian WHICH MEANS HE WILL DRINK VODKA TO THE POINT WHEN HIS PENIS IS A LITERAL ELEPHANT TRUNK. no scoped JFK
faaarrrrrr noah
by hfiwe bfvgwehfewhljfb aUDFJEQH September 1, 2020
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noah is annoying and gay he suks
oh Hi Noah!! U r very gay! And then Noah will say "duhhh I am gay>
by Rubric28 September 17, 2020
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Noah is a guy that can be cool at times, likes to play a lot of games but can get super annoying. Most guys called Noah have an extreme case of obesity but are slowly losing the pounds, or so they say. Spends way too much money on useless things such as fake money and weird action figures.
You say Noah the other day, nah man who's Noah?
by lmaoking47 October 9, 2017
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4 letter Word for Loud Orphaned Turtles, Used in Canadian Scrabble (Noun)
The building went up in flames like Noah's hopes and dreams.
by Insert chickens February 21, 2018
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A candian man who constantly beats his dick to hentai and plays fortnite with traps. Is from Canada but now is an American fuckboy with sideburns and off-brand gucci.
American
"That is one icy nigger right there."

Canadian
"Keep him we don't want him anymore."

Noah
"Nigger"
by An_American_AntifaMember March 13, 2018
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A guy who eats pizza with cum on it, and chocolate milk that people dip their sweaty balls in.

Also a guy who dickeats your wrestling coach named Bru.
That dude need to stop dickeating coach, he’s such a Noah.
by Chilli cheese dude January 27, 2018
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