super slow monday

the worst fucking day of the week when every minut feels like an hour

super slow monday is the worst

by i hate mondays98989898989898 November 7, 2022

national monday day

I made national monday day because i wanted to

its national monday day

by monday master February 8, 2021

Monday, November 11th

Today is the day when you kiss your boyfriend! Go out there and do it! Especially if his name starts with R.

Girlfriend: Do you know what day it is?

Boyfriend: no why

Girlfriend: It’s Monday, November 11th! 😉😏

Boyfriend: omg I love you!

by I<3R4ever November 5, 2019

Big Brain Monday

You’ve rested up and are ready to get some work done, the day of productivity and smarts.

Person 1: I’ve been amping up my exercise
Person 2: For non-intensive exercise, why don’t you just incorporate it into your daily life?
Person 1: I guess they don’t lie when they call it Big Brain Monday

by IsolatedWords January 15, 2021

Meat Beat Mondays

Part of a weekly calendar

Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.

Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!

by MilfBlaster October 10, 2018

man crush monday

the one male you desire
A time where you and your loved one can get naughty😉.

Oo it’s man crush monday and my boyfriends home alone!

by jamesg456 March 16, 2020

misgender margot monday

monday is the day we all get use "she" instead of "they"

on margot

Sophia: "Look! They are right there."
Logan: "Sophia, you cant use "they" on margot! It's misgender margot monday."

by mypseudonymong March 8, 2022