Despite almost always sporting a disgustingly foul haircut that may resemble the hair lodged firmly between the asscheeks of some wild animal, Karens are extremely lovable. When not fervently demanding to speak to your manager or divorce lawyer, Karens are devoted mothers, sisters and workers. They are extremely funny and very reliable, you can trust Karen with your darkest secrets. Somewhat surprisingly, a lot of Karens are very very kinky, most of the time these kinks revolve around tentacles and octopi.
by AntelopeIsMyGender February 1, 2019
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Is president of the PTA
She will talk to your manager
Wears acrylics 27/7
Will demand new food in a resturant if her food was cold.
Gives kids raisins on halloween...
Is extremely religious
An entitled parent, who will yell at the teacher for giving her child a bad grade, for a test her kid didn't study for.
She bought 30 handsanitzers at the store, as well as all the toilet paper
She always has double standards.
Is president of the PTA
She will talk to your manager
Wears acrylics 27/7
Will demand new food in a resturant if her food was cold.
Gives kids raisins on halloween...
Is extremely religious
An entitled parent, who will yell at the teacher for giving her child a bad grade, for a test her kid didn't study for.
She bought 30 handsanitzers at the store, as well as all the toilet paper
She always has double standards.
Oh my god... My poor cow worker, he forgot to give a Karen, ketchup on her sandwhich and she demanded a brand new sandwhich even though he aplogized, and offered to put some ketchup on. Then she started flipping out, and yelling... Then she demanded to see his manager.
by strangerthingss March 31, 2020
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karenizing The act of giving more information than necesssary when answering a simple question
karenizer Someone caught in the act of karenizing on a subject.
karenizing The act of giving more information than necesssary when answering a simple question
karenizer Someone caught in the act of karenizing on a subject.
Question: Is this order going to ship today?
Answer: Well, we don't have all the parts, the ship to address is not complete and the contact phone number for the customer may not be good. I've called 6 times and can not get through. I have customer service working on getting me a good number. I'm not sure whether to schedule a truck or not.
Response: So, is the order going to ship?
No.
Then, don't karenize.
Answer: Well, we don't have all the parts, the ship to address is not complete and the contact phone number for the customer may not be good. I've called 6 times and can not get through. I have customer service working on getting me a good number. I'm not sure whether to schedule a truck or not.
Response: So, is the order going to ship?
No.
Then, don't karenize.
by Teal Bandit March 12, 2010
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Always wants the manager and kids
Always wants the manager and kids
by Brooklyn 💋 June 22, 2020
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Karen brings nasty potato salad to picnics.
Karen breaks things for attention then sets up crowdfunding to guilt people out of their hard earned money.
Karen uses people.
Karen has poor personal hygiene.
Karen tries to sleep with all of your acquaintences.
Karen brings nasty potato salad to picnics.
Karen breaks things for attention then sets up crowdfunding to guilt people out of their hard earned money.
Karen uses people.
Karen has poor personal hygiene.
Karen tries to sleep with all of your acquaintences.
God dammit, Karen...leave that guy alone...hes not into you.
Put the phone down, Karen...being black isnt a crime.
Karen tried to poison everyone at the picnic with that god damn potato salad.
#whykaren
Put the phone down, Karen...being black isnt a crime.
Karen tried to poison everyone at the picnic with that god damn potato salad.
#whykaren
by whykaren July 11, 2018
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by Ozzyboybitchface September 29, 2017
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Karen!!!!
by X....melody...x October 19, 2019
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