vindal-issue

When you ate too much curry and you are expelling literal flames from the anal cavity

P1: bloody hell, why are there scorch marks on the toilet seat
P2: oh, I just a mild vindal-issue

by Joe Nunn January 24, 2020

diary issue

a personal problems that's not shared with anybody else except you....

it can also be recognised as a secret........

you don't need to tell it since it's a diary issue, just keep it to yourself

by Naughtydude January 14, 2020

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

skill issues

evan has kill issues lol your bad

evan: BRO IM LAGGING BRO HES HACKING
Luke:you know what that sounds like
remi:skill issues

by Bigmacmccumslapcheeseburgurdil September 25, 2021

issue

colloquial term for a lawsuit or other problem

Lloyd Banks said in his song featuring Avant, "If they pull us over, I'll be out of town with an issue."

by Coop Dupe January 8, 2020

Crust Issues

Incredible mobile pizza company based in London, selling the sexiest & tastiest pizzas around.

"bro have you tried Crust Issues yet?"
"F*ck yes, honestly will never have 'za from anywhere else again!"

by wayne6666 February 4, 2019

Legit Skill Issue

One's ability to dominate your opponent in a skill based ranked multiplayer game, yet both the players started around same time since the release of the game.

I killed that sniper, legit skill issue!

by Talk_to_gamer January 4, 2024