Homosexuality

An act of a male sodomizing another male.

Homosexuality first came into existence in the 20th century, when Kami's mother had begun looking for a hudband.

John: "oh God, it's Kami's mother. Quick, sodomize me before she realises that we're straight!"
Jack, whilst penetrating John: "Thank God for homosexuality!"

by SabrosoTheTerro December 14, 2021

Hungover, and homosexual

A phrase that you use when there's a really awkward tension that's the carnage of being homosexual and hungover.

You may be not intoxicated, but you're still gay.
Consider it your first.
...Or first in a while.

"They started kissing after! They were totally hungover, and homosexual!"

"Wow! who knew they would be so awkward... wonder why, oh! they're probably hungover and homosexual."

by PROMISEDFORTUNE July 18, 2023

Homosexual

It's when a guy's attracted to other guy
(Note: NOT all gays have to identify as male, some can identify with not-so male pronouns)

Edd: "I'm in love with Jayden!"

Douchy Daisy: "I can fix that and make you straight~"

Edd: "I doubt having sex with a girl will make me straight"

Jayden: "Edd and I are proud homosexual men!"

by European_Shockshell >~< November 24, 2023

homosexual

Someone who is attracted only to members of the same sex.

Homosexual.

by Jargolini December 2, 2024

Homosexual

Someone who refuses to buy a video game to play with the boys

He won't buy Pummel Party to play with the homies, he must be a Homosexual.

by eKolocation April 15, 2021

Schrödinger's Homosexual

A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke

Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?

by ff69 April 27, 2024

Homosexuality

A mental disorder, in witch you are attracted to the same gender

We should kill all people who agree with homosexuality

by Urban Dictionary user 5177 April 14, 2023