A game played by 9 year olds who always rage when they are killed
They will also go to school and boast about their victory royale that nobody cares about
They also like to watch you tubers such as Ali-A and ninja
They will also go to school and boast about their victory royale that nobody cares about
They also like to watch you tubers such as Ali-A and ninja
Me:fortnite is bad
9 year olds:NO U SUCK UR TRASH GO DIE IN A HOLE U PEICE OF POO
Me:they’re so cute when they’re angry
9 year olds:NO U SUCK UR TRASH GO DIE IN A HOLE U PEICE OF POO
Me:they’re so cute when they’re angry
by Just an Otaku January 15, 2019
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Person 2:"No. Im playing pubg."
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Person 1:"Play Fortnite then"
Person 2:"(sigh) ReEeEeEeEeE
by TheDefault January 15, 2019
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by Amber big chungus boi January 15, 2019
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by ideklol12 January 16, 2019
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A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
News Caster: “We are at the scene of a mass shooting, here tonight. We have a survivor here who saw everything. What did you see?”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
by TragedyIsMeFallingDownAManHole June 12, 2018
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Guy 1: Hey, do you play Fortnite
Guy 2: Nah, that game is shit.
Guy 1: Fuck you and I hope you fall off a cliff for hating the game that changed the world and convinced our parents to keep harassing us to stop playing so our brains wouldn't be corrupted. also pubg is gay
Guy 2: Nah, that game is shit.
Guy 1: Fuck you and I hope you fall off a cliff for hating the game that changed the world and convinced our parents to keep harassing us to stop playing so our brains wouldn't be corrupted. also pubg is gay
by Retarded Switchy June 12, 2018
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