douchebag chords

Chords douchebag usually learn and stick to with the guitar, for the purpose of sounding cool at parties. You can easily spot a douchebag using douchebag chords at any event, since he's a poorly educated wannabe musician, hardly scoring with any of the poor-looking half-baked floozies, while the cool full-on stoned attendants are properly getting infuriated by the amount of G, C, A, E and D chords (with no variations) played randomly while accompanying cheesy, ill-written lyrics.

Stephen : Hey man, take a look at the freakin' prick in the bedroom.
Brian : Oh man, you talkin' about the guy with the dirty goatee and the cheap guitar ? I thought I could hear douchebag chords being played !
Stephen : You damn right, and look at the crowd around the bed, what a bunch of losers.
Brian : Hey man you got that weed ? Gotta numb my brain from this excruciating sonic bullshit.
Stephen : Sit right back in that couch mister, you gonna be taken care of. Just fire up the volcano, everything's gonna be alright.
Brian : You rock, I love you.
Stephen : I love you too, bromosexual.

by Klisstoriss April 17, 2012

Bestfriend Douchebag

A friend that is your best friend, and yet the biggest douchebag you know

Chris is such a bestfriend douchebag

by Joshy Gzila October 28, 2008

internet douchebag

Socialist Auburn Troll

Whiny asshole on a message board who changes his arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite. "Ignore that guy, he's just an internet douchebag!"

by Dalton_Orr January 21, 2009

douchebag immunity

The false principle that asserts to others the fact that you are automatically not a douchebag simply because you call other people douchebag.

Anytime Ashton Kutcher uses the word douchebag, he is claiming "douchebag immunity" Even though we all know that Ashton Kutcher is the King of All Douchebags.

by Anty Dizzle October 29, 2009

Douchebag Move

To do something to someone else that was uncalled for and stupid, thus making yourself look like a total douche

If douchebag is the noun, then this is the verb.

That guy just tripped that lady into a water puddle. That was such a douchebag move.

by Trisepticon 4 July 6, 2009

Douchebag Face

A name that is used to refer to someone who is beyond any name you can think of. Has the whole 'Douchebag' concept to them and then some. Short and sweet, and covers all areas that you can't quiet find that right word to say about this person.

For short references you can usedbf. You can use it as freely as you want in front of this douchebag face and they will never know.

So I know this guy, and he's the biggest DBF ever.

You're such a douchebag face.

What a douchebag face!

Brenna: I can't stand him, he thinks he's God's gift to earth...

Steph:...when he really is only a douchebag face. It's okay.

by Stephaknee August 1, 2009

Douchebag Effect

Aptly describes the multiplication of Douchebags at a party your hosting. This exponential reproduction usually takes place via txt message or phone call.

Your party begins with 70 people you know and ends with 300 you don't.

Things that are often broken or defaced by those caught up in the douchebag effect include but are not limited to:

Broken Stairs
Broken Floors
Broken Fridges
Broken Windows
Broken Couches
Broken Tables
Broken Speakers
Blood on the walls
Towels used as Toilet Paper
Walls spray painted on
Windows tagged
Stolen Laptops
Stolen Ipods
Stolen Booze
The playing cards you were using to play drinking games with said douchebags in an attempt to make it somewhat enjoyable....... stolen.
Beds peed on
Fire hydrants broken and parts tossed onto your roof.

Nathan: "Hey Tom you recognize any of these 150 people in our living room?"
Tom: "Nope."
Ryan: "They stole my beer and broke our fridge."
Nathan: "Friggin douchebag effect."

by TheFormer360Boyz April 7, 2009