Reticle closing speed test

A gay test

In a bit, I need to finish a reticle closing speed test cause I am gay.

by Madcircle70 November 21, 2023

Behind Closed Curtains

A radio show on WUMF 100.1 from 12:00 AM to 2:00 AM Tuesday mornings.

They tuned into Behind Closed Curtains to listen to some kick ass music.

by Eagle Ray February 11, 2009

Closing effect

A slight feeling of asphyxiation as the air in the room is drawn into people's clenching bum holes.

The closing effect caused the world to hold its breath in anticipation as the votes were cast. Fear struck and bum holes winked when the realisation that what could be, could be.

by brownsource November 8, 2016

close your fuck mouth

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar

Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth

by BK137 January 31, 2022

Time Close

The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.

guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?

guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour

by NickyLags February 19, 2012

Close Sitter

A close sitter is somebody who sits near you on a form of public transport, normally unintentionally.

if you are sitting on a bus, and no one else is on the bus, the driver stops to pick one person up and they have the entire bus to choose a seat yet they decide to pick the seat DIRECTLY behind you thus the term close sitter.

by Badlybornboy July 20, 2012

Close-up

Tipo…um zoom, tipo…a cara tipo de alguma…de…de uma personagem ou tipo…de alguma coisa, né?

Por acaso está ahah os close-ups ou la como essa merda se chama ahah

by Realwildcat May 28, 2023