Dick Chips

The unwashed crusties that flake off the tip of the penis .
Jordan took off his pants and his dick chips we're flying evergwhere!!
by Pilkja April 24, 2017
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Shit and Chips

A term to describe a undefined, undecided meal (usu. Evening Meal). Used by the Cook or Chef when either stressed, in a bad mood or can't be bothered.
Dave: What's for dinner tonight?
Zoe: Shit and Chips
by Dave O'Brien September 21, 2006
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Chips

Head/BJ
To give chips is to give someone head.
Guy 1: Oi did she give you chips?
Guy 2: Yerrrr mate me gyal gives me chips lyk im tha don
Guy 1: Fuckin' sick bro!
by thadon89 June 09, 2011
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Chip Caray

A TV announcer for the Atlanta Braves. Used to be the play-by-play announcer for the Chicago Cubs, and sucked at it. He used the words a "whale" of a play and so forth. His jokes were unfunny. (See example). Him and analyst Steve Stone are now replaced by the even more unfunny, Dusty Baker ass-kissers Len Kasper, and Bob Brenly. Chip also seemed to love Craig Biggio, A LOT.
When the Cubs were playing the Anaheim Angels, there were a lot of bees by the camera well at Anaheim Stadium, so Chip said "They must of ate lunch at 'Arbees'.}" It was extremely unfunny and the only funny part was that Steve stone was speechless for like 2 minutes afterwards. That's how bad the joke was.

Chip: And what a whale of a play by the definite future hall of famer, Craig Biggio! I love you Beege!
by rapsux May 07, 2005
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chip 'oyl

Dialect slang term meaning "fish and chip shop" as used in Sheffield (UK). Fish and chip shops are traditional fast food outlets in the UK.
Then turnin' to me he said "Arthur", (He could never remember mi name), "here's half a crown. Nip down to t'chip 'oyl an' get us a nice piece o' 'addock for us tea. Man cannot live by bread alone."

(from 'Capstick Comes home' by Tony Capstick)
by Roger B. July 30, 2006
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can chips

YOU!*point*, fetch me some can chips from the food machine!
by Hearse August 28, 2006
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chips and cheese

The perfect dish to buy after a night out on the piss. Usually available for around 2 sheets. Often eaten draped in pakora sauce.
Sid, can I have some chips and cheese.
by C.T the alien April 02, 2005
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