Wake and Couch

When the first thing on your mind is "couch" as soon as you wake up. Then you sit there for hours and only move to get food.

When one of your roommates or friends just wakes up and sits on the couch right away for a long time, they are doing a "wake and couch"

by Jonathan Marshall January 19, 2007

Couch Medicine

Smoking weed because after you smoke you usually end up on the couch and spend a lot of time with it. When you smoke so much you just wanna spend time on your couch.

Ben: I don't feel like doing shit today.
Caves: I got the perfect remedy for that we need to get some of that couch medicine.
Ben: Oh word we out then lets go cop some.
(30 mins later)
Ben: God damn my mind has ascended.
Caves: Worrrrrrd yo this show is mad intense.
Ben: The TV ain't on though.
Caves: Oh shit.

by NYGizzle In Ur Mizzle April 21, 2011

Scrotum Couch

An object on which to rest your testicles. Common objects include a chin, a bag of ice (after a kicking), and a butthole (during intercourse).

Ron - 'Hey, Tim. Last night I turned Sally's chin into a scrotum couch.'

Tim - 'Sally Winters?'

Ron - 'Yeah. She was all over this shaft.'

Tim - 'You son of a bitch. I'm dating her now.'

by Dicknamer March 13, 2009

couching

the act of smoking a joint and or rolling a j.

Dude, the people in the other room are couching up a storm.

I couched on her stomach.

by starshineluv November 07, 2010

Couch Slug

post coital vaginal and seminal fluid left behind by a naked woman who sits on a couch.

“Norah you dirty slut, you left a greasy couch slug on my new futon!”

by #1506 November 12, 2012

Blue Couch

A picture of a woman with the largest penis ever created by science in her mouth as she sits in front of a Blue Couch sent in the form of a text to an unsuspecting person with the words "Hey I'm selling this Blue Couch but unfortunatly this is the only pic i have of it so let me know if you're interested."

Jeffrey: Hey Alex, want me to send you the Blue Couch?
Alex: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Ze Jeffmeister June 26, 2011

Couch Scabies

A non-harmful sexually transmitted disease obtained from having sex with your couch, in which things inside your couch become stuck to the end of a mans penis.

dude, my sofa gave me couch scabies

by JoJo hodges January 30, 2008