Copped

When your mother takes an important possession from you

Mom: I can count your Spanish grade with one hand, your Xbox is now copped

by CopTheBox May 6, 2018

Wikipedia cop

A person, usually a wikipedia administrator, that prowles wikipedia looking for errors and vandalism. These people usually have no sense of humor and strive to keep wikipedia the most boring encyclopedia ever.

Me: I made a change to Wikipeda that said that I ruled France and Sarkozy was a man whore. Some bastard Wikipedia Cop changed it before anyone could get a laugh, tho.

by Thatawsomeguy1 March 8, 2009

Samurai Cop

One of the greatest action films of all time about a skillful Cop who was trained by the masters in Japan and speaks fluent Japanese

Friend: "Dude have you seen Samurai Cop? That movie is a classic!"

Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"

Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"

Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP

Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."

Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"

Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop:

by KineticDefiner August 3, 2021

obstruction of cop

A crime a (bad) cop charges you because they believe the presence of a badge means that all civilians must comply with all of said cop's orders. Legally, this is not obstruction of a police officer, as that requires the order to be lawful, hence differentiating obstruction of a police officer from obstruction of cop.

Cst. O'Pig: I said GIVE ME YOUR ID
Anonymous Person: I am not legally required to, by the 4th Amendment.
Cst. O'Pig: I'll have to arrest you
A. Person: You can't do that, what for?
Cst O'Pig: Obstruction of a police officer
A. Person: That's not obstruction of a police officer, that's obstruction of cop

by Stickololo April 11, 2020

GTA cop

Somebody who calls the cops when you barely tap them or their car. See crybaby and snowflake

P1: I got into this fender bender and the little shit called the cops
P2: Dude they're such a GTA cop

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 12, 2021

coaster cop

those who keep scolding you, or even wait for you just to scold you when you don't use a coaster for your bottle or glass, esp. on the coffee table.

Geeze Taylor, your such a coaster cop.

by BlackMomba March 27, 2009

Overcover cop

A cop over a cover

Wow look at that overcover cop

by Hot dade June 9, 2018