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Math Blasters

Math teachers who use math equations to get there rocks off.
Teacher 1: Some of the other math teachers and I are creating a group to satisfy our needs. We call it Math Blasters, wanna join?

Teacher 2: That sounds like just what I need to satisfy MY math loving kink.
by anonymous August 15, 2022
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pp blaster

its a pp blaster thats it
by gaminggoalie YT October 3, 2022
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Grampy Blaster

Senior Set speakers built into either a fanny pack or manpurse.
They are used to project coolness and bad taste in public spaces.
The swill coming from that dude's grampy blaster is driving me nuts. He should shut it off or go away.
by wheelsucker October 8, 2022
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man grenade bath blaster

When a man lets out a gigantic, colossal fart in the bath tub.
Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
by SparkyMae March 8, 2022
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ass-blaster 300000000

inserting a penis into someones asshole and leaving it there for days on end until finally removing it and letting every thing come out.
p1: "I just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: "yo nigga wtf."
by stupiddumbshitter November 30, 2020
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ass-blaster 300000000

leaving your dick in someones ass for 5 months then pulling it out
p1: " just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: " yo nigga wtf."
by stupiddumbshitter November 30, 2020
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blaster-nig

Used to describe a nigga who is above all else in a group. Tends to demonstrate proficient leadership and the ability to disintegrate at a molecular level all nib's who oppose him (Optional). References a prophesy that go's "one day a nigga like no other will descend from the heavens with extraordinary power. This man will summon KFC from the sky's, be able to bash his enemy's with just uttering the hard R n-word, and can change black crime statistics at will " (wiki article).
This guy can fuck u up. he's the blaster-nig in the group. You get near him and you'll become another person in a black on black crime statistic.
by Enchilada Weiner December 3, 2020
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