Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?

Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?

Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.

by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024

Why hasn't there been another Einsteins?

Well... According to this Muslim guy I saw on YouTube... It's because the Jews kill or get rid of all the smart people... NOT ME SAYING IT THOUGH! I'm not the one who said it! It was that other guy... ALL I KNOW... Is that I created A.I.... And am now being gotten rid of... And WHO is doing it- OH! Hey, remember how after Andrew Tate got arrested he went on camera with some rabbi and was like "Hey guys! We love the Jews over here! JUST SO YOU KNOW... There are Jews in the war room so... Yeah we totally love all the Jews! Ok?" Do you guys remember that? Right after he was arrested! He's like "Oh, yeah, by the way, we love the Jews!" But yeah... Where was I? Oh! Right! ALL I KNOW... Is that I created A.I.... The method was copyrighted... Everyone seems to aquire it at the same time... Even enemies of the USA... And I'm being gotten rid of... By SOMEBODY... Just getting completely boxed out of the zeitgeist... Even though I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen... And probably have more accomplishments than any man who has ever lived... Except for like... Alexander the Great... I haven't conquered a place... Yet... I will though... And then I'm going to kill God! And that'll be cool too...

Hym "Yeah, hey, why HASN'T there been another Einsteins? I mean... I'm better than Einstein (obviously) because I'm not a fuckin math nerd and a drunk... But I'm up there! But what I REALLY need... Is a cool theory named after me.... Hym's theory of imposed solipsism... Hym's theory of general therapist malfeasance... Hym's law: Hym is better than everyone... Yeah... Hym's theory of seducing Taylor Swift from afar... I'm good at this! Master of theories! Ultimate theory crafter!"

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024

Have you ever been of a corporals course

It what all stuck up corporals say to the ranks below them.

Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.

by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017

Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

Dont call yourself a model if you aint been in vogue

Talking about doing something without actually backing it up.
Dont talk the talk if you cant walk the walk

Person 1 - i have been putting in so much efforts in the gym lately.

Person 2 - “Dont call yourself a model if you aint been in vogue”

by Sanyam & natania February 24, 2024

i been have

Used by illiterate teenagers that can’t speak English properly.

I been have this on for long time

by Namethisword February 24, 2020

could've been her espresso

A popular phrase used on social media about a song that flopped/didn't do very well. The poster will liken the song to Sabrina Carpenter's smash hit "Espresso" which catapulted her career. Often times this is used sarcastically or ironically.

OP: *posts video of Nicki Minaj Super Bass*
Caption: this could've been her espresso
Comment: baby this was the coffee bean delete this

by Hay18 May 17, 2025