by Ronnnnie September 17, 2006
Get the backyard betty mug.A variant of "don't bite the hand that feeds you", 'Don't shit in your own backyard' means don't trash a good thing, take advantage of or ruin a close relationship. If you have a positive situation or loving or giving person in your life, you should be careful to protect it/them. When you abuse the situation, person or relationship and deliberately commit an act that you know is potentially harmful or injurious to the situation or person that is good to you, you run the risk of ruining it. Any act that you know would hurt the one with whom you are affiliated and potentially ruin the relationship forever if they found out. The hospitable one (the house with the yard or security) is fouled or injured by your actions (shit upon) which ultimately poisons the soil (the growth medium, sustaining qualities that nurture). Conscious or willful sabotage through selfish actions that generally involves planning and premeditation but can be impulsive. An ultimate act of betrayal through a degree of separation that taints or destroys a perfectly good thing or relationship for no good reason.
Examples of "don't shit in your own backyard" would include pursuing/sleeping with your best friend's or bosses' spouse or significant other; pursuing/sleeping with a mentor's friend; pursuing/sleeping with a friend's close friend that you're interested in; using a person to get close to another; stealing your parent's/friend's car; ditching a loving parent for another adult; keeping secrets you know would further hurt the injured party; wiping the house you're staying at clean; stealing from a friend or relative.
by O'Katalina January 15, 2014
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When a total hoosier has the decency to keep his front yard well kept, BUT the backyard is a different story.
Your backyard looks like a nigger lives in your house. There is a trailer made out of a hacked up pop-up camper you were conceived in 30 years ago, your ex-roommate's metro-sexual VW Passat he left to you in lue of the past 24 months rent, and a BBQ pit collection only Sanford and Son could dream of.
Your backyard looks like a nigger lives in your house. There is a trailer made out of a hacked up pop-up camper you were conceived in 30 years ago, your ex-roommate's metro-sexual VW Passat he left to you in lue of the past 24 months rent, and a BBQ pit collection only Sanford and Son could dream of.
Dood, your front yard is as nice as the fairways of St. Andrews! But the back yard; there are 4 fucking cars, only one of which run and have current license plates, and only two of the four have inflated tires. You my true friend, are a Backyard Nigger, thanks for thinking of your neighbors in your, despite your lack of self respect.
by Commander Poopy Pants May 31, 2011
Get the Backyard Nigger mug.a show thrown in the backyard of somebody's house. ska backyard's are always the best
Pros:
undergroud bands
cheap entrance(approx. $3)
freedom to drink, smoke and blaze
party atmosphere
Cons:
shitty bands
disorganized line ups
fights and drama
raided by cops
cold temp.
haters
Pros:
undergroud bands
cheap entrance(approx. $3)
freedom to drink, smoke and blaze
party atmosphere
Cons:
shitty bands
disorganized line ups
fights and drama
raided by cops
cold temp.
haters
Dude: what's going down tonight?
Fuzz: Lets hit up that Backyard in Fontana. ONK's in town.
Dude: Tight. Lets get a sack, some 40s and hit up the homies.
Fuzz: Hell yeah. Time to get fucked and skank it up
Fuzz: Lets hit up that Backyard in Fontana. ONK's in town.
Dude: Tight. Lets get a sack, some 40s and hit up the homies.
Fuzz: Hell yeah. Time to get fucked and skank it up
by Fuzzy-ska January 23, 2009
Get the backyard mug.Whilst a strapping young male is plowing away from behind at tiring verge of the lady of the house, the young male notices an unfortunate patch of unsightly hair growing on the northern rim of the balloon knot. Without diverting any noticable attention from his rear attacking duties, our young hero decides to pluck said hair why at the same time buring his shovel to an uncomfortable depth... thus creating the perfect divertion to achieve the much needed backyard gardening.
Teh kicker: this manuever is so versitile that it can be accomplished with hotwax, tweezers, or old-fashion fingers.
And thirdly: what woman isn;t thankful that you not only found the hidden hair but disposed of it. It good, honest fun.
Teh kicker: this manuever is so versitile that it can be accomplished with hotwax, tweezers, or old-fashion fingers.
And thirdly: what woman isn;t thankful that you not only found the hidden hair but disposed of it. It good, honest fun.
Margo wants me to strap on my Backyard Gardner hat, because my first attempt left a hairy cheerio above her tiger Eye.
by BabySealClubSamich December 1, 2007
Get the Backyard Gardner mug.A nickname alli bhandari (a fictional charcter on degrassi) is given on a school camping trip when people start rumors about her.
by degrassiluver5 July 3, 2009
Get the backwoods bhandari mug.When a girls on top and raps her hair around your dick then ties it in a know and proceeds to jack you off with it
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