Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.

Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

second cousin-aunt

Parent's female second cousin.

My second cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

aunt-in-law

1- Pibling's wife.
2- Spouse's aunt.

aunt-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Ur Aunt issa Toaster

The best roast of all you can ever use if somebody tells you "ur grandpap a trap"
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this

1:ur mom gay

2:well ur dad lesbian

1:no u

2:well ur granny tranny

1:but ur grandpap a trap

2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*

by DehKukadoolKiide March 20, 2018

half-great-aunt

Grandparent's half-sister.

half-great-aunt.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Aunt Helen

When you shit so hard that that the inside of your ass comes out.

Jerry aunt helen'd last night when he went to the bathroom. We had to call an ambulance.

by Raelityy July 10, 2021

Aunt Jemima

Aunt Jemima ain’t ya mama.

“I love Aunt Jemima Syrup”
“Ewww. Aunt Jemima ain’t ya mama!”

by Anonymous5762 June 18, 2020