Almostocalypse

1. A disaster that has been avoided.
2. The name for a world-ending event that has been successfully averted by a (super)hero.

"The baby was about to throw an Apocalypse of a fit, but we found her favorite toy, and avoided the fit, so it turned into an Almostocalypse, instead."

Also, "We saved the world. It was an Almostocalypse."

by Language Guru 2015 February 15, 2014

almost in love

the feeling of falling for someone but not being ready to admit being "in love".

I'm almost in love with that guy.

by kkpandypants December 30, 2014

almost virgin

When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not

Stacy: I'm a almost virgin

Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide

by Almost lover July 8, 2016

almost pornographic

It's not fucking yet, but they're getting there. Give it time.

Don't worry, i only shoot almost pornographic films.

by Lord Motherfucker June 6, 2016

Atosian

A cosmic douchebag.

How Atosian of them to tell you on Friday that you have to work on the weekend.

by GrandMarshalOfTheRepublic October 22, 2016

Amos

Acronym for "add me on snapchat"

"Amos: joe_doe" provided in order to tell the public to add that person on snapchat, usually includes username in which to search for that person

by yeahgurlwassup November 19, 2016

amos

Add
Me
On
Snap

amos - billy_dot
(add me on snap - billy_dot )

by Cdash_dolantwins November 27, 2016