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African Americans 

A group of confused people mostly descended from African Slaves who’s own kind captured and sold them to Dutch traders for the production of tobacco, cotton and other farming industries in the colonial American trade.

They think that Abraham Lincoln and society wanted them to be free in the USA however Lincoln was assassinated before he could deport them back overseas. This lead to years of oppression.

In my opinion they should all be sent back to Africa and the ones that want to come back to the USA can do so through immigration. That way there is no more hostility between races because obviously they came over Willingly and by choice this round. : )
That African Americans home is well kept!

African Snail 

the sexual act partaking when an older male or female removes his/her dentures to perform oral sex on his/her sexual partner
After the repair man fixed her television, the elderly lady did not have any money so she performed an African Snail on him to repay him.
African Snail by KLC2010 December 21, 2010

African Firework 

The act of getting the shits, then proceeding to defecate into a condom. Once this has happened you give the condom to your partner and tell them to blow into it thus expanding the condom and causing it to explode sending bits of shits in every direction but for the majority, the face of the blower.

Also works with any other bodily fluid.
Ex. Cum, Gooch Gravy, Pussy Juice etc.
Joe: Dude, I heard Matt gave Madeline a African Firework last night.

Zac: That is one shitty mess... literally.

African Brothers

When two people have taken a shit in a public place in the same stall at different times.
Guy 1: I once ran into that P.F. Changs and took a shit

Guy 2: Dude, me too!!

Guy 1: We're African Brothers!!
African Brothers by ElMathias September 3, 2012

African-British 

An African-American person who has a British accent. This word is derived off of African-American, but instead of the black person being American, they are British.
Have you seen ma boy Ababacar?
Naw
Well he iz an African-British
Dang

African blender 

The act of putting a shot of vodka(preferably grey goose) in a mans ass. Then inserting 2 dicks into that mans poor asshole. Then you and the other dick man spin around until your dicks bleed. While your at it you might gumble into the poor asshole. Then your take your bloody chafed dicks out of that poor mans asshole. You soak up the concoction. Put it on a mixing bowl shit in it and then throw up in it.
Dude me and two other guys did an African blender it was disgustingly awesome!
African blender by Norbert Glorble February 19, 2017