adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 14, 2017

Adult Daycare

Adult Daycare is prison. You spend all day eating, doing "art", and playing with fellow adults your age while you're also taken care of by the prison and your daddy Bubba.

Kid: "Mom where's my dad?"
Mom: "He's in Adult Daycare sweetie."

by Spidermanismymomanddaddy November 25, 2021

Adult minute

The period of time in which an adult takes to do something after telling a child “in a minute”. The adult minute can be a period of time lasting anywhere from 5 regular minutes to hours. Or maybe never…

Kid: Hey Mom can you take me to the Park?
Mom: Yeah in a minute… (“adult minute”)
Kid: ☠️

by Katthekrazy June 22, 2023

Adult

People who are wiggity wack

Look at that adult

by #Sonata_5102 May 03, 2020

Adult

A irrational person who is stubborn and takes their frustration out on kids and say they love them

Kid:she lying

Mom:are you saying an adult is lying pull down your pants

Kid:yes ma'am
Mom:you talking back to me

by Noheart.trey February 18, 2019

Adult

Scented candles and tax evasion

You know your an adult when your lighting scented candles and commiting tax evasion

by Ilumihardy November 09, 2021

Adult

One who does grown up, sophisticated things such as wearing crocs, knitting, buy patio furniture, reading novels, and teaching students.

Wow, James is such an adult now that she has crocs!

by DMK22 February 21, 2021