Kobe

His big brother go to him any chance he can get and goes to his brother and fucks him but his dad makes him ride it

Have you heard kobe he is screaming in the background

by Deai March 25, 2025

Kobe

When you are so rich you can avoid traffic in your helicopter 🚁. But it will crash and and burn your rich ass. Can also be used when you throw trash in the can but it crashes on the side and slides down and may or may not spontaneously explode.

Did you see that helicopter that crashed into a mountain. Jan 26th 2020? Rumor is they yelled Kobe before dying.

by SIR MUFASA September 1, 2025

Kobe

The act of someone hitting an amazing shot in basketball. A great feat or achievement, in honor of the late, great Kobe Bryant.

John: Yo, Jake! Did you just see that full-court shot?
Jake: Yeah, dude! You just fucking Kobed it!

by Bruhtonius January 27, 2020

Kobe

Took the booty instead of paying for it like a criminal.

Cookie Monsta is known to Kobe a few smuts too.

by SexMoneyTucker August 14, 2021

Kobe Bryant

For some he was a really great basketball player... for some he was a really good rapper... for some he was the best Bulls player.. and for some he was just LeBron.

Person 1:Wow, look! She posted a story saying RIP KOBE BRYANT (my fave rapper)
Person 2:Damn those Kobe fans will tear her apart

by Haaaalllloooowwww February 22, 2020

Kobe's Helicopter Tour

When a girl gives you a hand job where she moves your dick around in motions as if it was a joystick or a stick in a car/helicopter

Yo my girl gave me a Kobe's Helicopter Tour last night bro it was awful she was grabbing my dick around like it was a PS4 joystick.

by Flxke January 20, 2021

Kobe

A dead basketball player.

Bro#1: bruh lay on the floor real quick
Bro#2 Ok *Lays on floor*
*All Bros nearby gather around the victim*

All bros excpet Bro#2 together: DON'T MAKE FUN OF KOBE MAN

by _M1dN1ght January 28, 2020