God

Father of satan
Fucked Maria and convinced her she's a virgin & convinced her that her son was pure goodness
Hail satan

It's just a fact

Person 1: Isn't god the father of satan?
Person 2: Yes duse

by Hailsatanxd August 9, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?

by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018

god bob

A god that can heal you of your sins as long as you fuck in his church

dude god bob healed me of my sins!

by Lunar_Muffin January 10, 2022

GOD

An Almighty being with no boundaries to His powers

Jehovah is God

I thank God for my life

by Lyricalbeast September 10, 2020

Truly Humbled Under God

According to the lawyer of Young THUG, the word thug does not mean what it might appear. Young Thug once came upon the realization that if he had managed to make it out of the constant cycle of hopelessness and sadness which is the "trenches", he would be "Truly Humbled Under God". That's why THUG, means Truly Humbled Under God, rather than someone who is thuggin' that shit out in the streets.

Person 1: Yo dude look its young THUG, i guess he really is a young thug

Person 2: Nah u dumb fuck, that's Young Truly Humbled Under God, what r u even on?

by _OSMANCKM_ December 4, 2023

God Complex

Don't be a fools

Fools spends his day on Spectate Similator, bettering his God Complex

by Rrrrffkdjf March 13, 2022

On God

The Phrase "On God", is usually said by people with very small penises. It is said to distract others from talking about how small the person's penis is.

"Yo On God Xavier, lets play some Soul Wars for that On God Content, On god On God."
"On God"
"On God"

by OnGodBro69 June 7, 2022