by samurai ninja bastard December 07, 2008
The best thing to say to a person close to you if they reject you in any way. If someone were to be told: "I thought we were friends", they would be forced to do whatever their "friend" wants them to do.
Tyrone: Yo mang, can you do my homework for me after skool?
Antwonne: Nah, man. I gotsta hit the sheets with mah ho tonight.
Tyrone: I thought we were friends, yo.
Antwonne: Aww shizz! Fine holmes, I'll do your damn homework.
Antwonne: Nah, man. I gotsta hit the sheets with mah ho tonight.
Tyrone: I thought we were friends, yo.
Antwonne: Aww shizz! Fine holmes, I'll do your damn homework.
by Nate of Fate. February 26, 2009
(n.) a new holiday that falls on National Best Friend Day each year, appropriately observed by licking your best friend to show your love and appreciation, possibly derived from the affectionate behavior of the dog, man's best friend. It is meant to be a prank that is both annoying yet endearing.
Johnson: Did you know today is Lick Your Best Friend Day?
Bob: *lick*
Johnson: Y..you're my best friend too... :')
Bob: *lick*
Johnson: Y..you're my best friend too... :')
by bugajoob June 09, 2014
Boy: Do you want to go on a date with me?
Girl: I like you like a friend
Boy: friendzoned
Girl: We can still be friends?
Girl: I like you like a friend
Boy: friendzoned
Girl: We can still be friends?
by Yeet master in the army November 12, 2017
by Swavyyythefirst1 February 24, 2021
A growing epidemic that causes males to believe they have been "friend zoned" by girls they are acquainted with, yet they have never approached the girl in a manner of creating a sexual or emotional relationship. The disease stems from a lack of confidence in oneself, thus causing one to create the social construct of "friend zoning" to cope with their feeling of inferiority and lack of ability to ask a girl how she truly feels.
Infected: "Dude I totally got friend zoned the other day. It sucks so hard. Ughh forever alone."
Friend: "Sorry to hear she rejected you..."
Infected: "She didn't I just know she doesn't want me."
Friend: "Oh god...get away! What are you?!"
Epidemiologist: "Yes a perfect example of False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)."
Friend: "Sorry to hear she rejected you..."
Infected: "She didn't I just know she doesn't want me."
Friend: "Oh god...get away! What are you?!"
Epidemiologist: "Yes a perfect example of False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)."
by Jimmithy Jimmers January 19, 2012
a phrase commonly used by a person before they attack someone with a weapon, usually a machine gun or grenade launcher
by GIMP366 July 27, 2007