Turd-o-glyphics

The graphical alphabet of turds in the toilet bowl, similar to Egyptian hieroglyphics.

Floating and sunken turds can represent animals, household objects, or simple shapes.

Alone or in combination, they can convey important messages.

There is no universally agreed upon interpretation of turd-o-glyphics.

After pooping, I quickly look into the toilet for any messages written in turd-o-glyphics before the turds sink, rearrange themselves, or otherwise lose their meaning forever.

Occasionally, floating turds on the move can convey multiple messages in sequence.

Sometimes I share pics or movies with friends to see if their interpretations of the messages differ from mine.

by Velvet Tongue December 22, 2025

(⊙_⊙;)(T_T)¯\_(ツ)_/¯(¬_¬ )(¬‿¬)☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞(⌐■_■)( •_•)>⌐■-■;-):-P:-((•_•)(ˉ﹃ˉ)༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ಠ_ಠಥ_ಥ(┬┬﹏┬┬)ᓚᘏᗢ:-D^_^:-)(^///^)(*/ω＼*)☆*: . . o(≧▽≦)o . .:*☆╰(*°▽°*)╯(●'◡'●)(❁´◡`❁)

u prob did windows pluss period and did all the emojis cuz u are sooo bored and stoopid and an idiot and find the nearest cliff if u typed this. plz you dont want to end up like me. ME. do you rlly want to end up like ME??!?!!?!!1111

i am not aloud to name my friends so i would say hi to them so i am going to say
(⊙_⊙;)(T_T)¯\_(ツ)_/¯(¬_¬ )(¬‿¬)☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞(⌐■_■)( •_•)>⌐■-■;-):-P:-((•_•)(ˉ﹃ˉ)༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ಠ_ಠಥ_ಥ(┬┬﹏┬┬)ᓚᘏᗢ:-D^_^:-)(^///^)(*/ω＼*)☆*: . . o(≧▽≦)o . .:*☆╰(*°▽°*)╯(●'◡'●)(❁´◡`❁)

by ImaLineOfCode February 12, 2024

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by theisofthehave69420 February 13, 2024

Bent-O-Ween

Halloween for bent people aka George Campbell

Yes bro you coming Frick Or Treating on Bent-O-Ween?

by Trussen February 13, 2024

Orgasm-O-Matic

A machine that causes the user to instantly cum, usually used for chronic sperm donors, otherwise used when one is alone on Valentine’s Day.

“Yeah I’m alone this Valentine’s Day, I’m gonna dust off the Orgasm-O-Matic”

by MikuntZitchy February 15, 2024

Aaron o brien

Fella who wear skinny jeans

“Have you seen that guys jeans, he looks like Aaron o brien

by Paulmartin3454 February 16, 2024

O--

Penis in a girl's hole

(vagina)

lets O--

by I sell water guns with cat pee February 17, 2024